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A CAT'S GUIDE TO OTHER ANIMALS

ANT: Not a cat.
BEAR: Not a cat.
LION: Not quite a cat, looks a little like me but not as petitely beautiful.
FLY: Not a cat. Mildly interesting.
BABIRUSA: Not a cat.
BINTURONG: Not a cat.
HORSE: Definitely not a cat.
ZEBRA: Not a cat either.
BUTTERFLY: Tasty.
MOUSE: Not a cat, good for a laugh.
GORILLA: Not a cat.
PANGOLIN: Not a cat.
FRUIT BAT: I don't think it's a cat. Bloody confusing though. Shouldn't be allowed.
DOG: Are you out of your mind?
COW: Not a cat.
OPOSSUM: Not a cat, despite what some idiots think.
SKUNK: Almost as pretty as I am but still not a cat--get that through your head.
GROUNDHOG: Not a cat.
RACCOON: Somewhat scary, not a cat.
RABBIT: Good eating if you're feeling ambitious, and did I mention? Not a cat.
LAUGHING HYENA: You, sir or madam, are looking in the wrong book.
HUMAN: Not a cat, mildly useful.
GOD: Might be a cat.
BLUE WHALE: Not a cat.